Post by Raizar on Mar 20, 2015 12:31:17 GMT
"...and I just tore him apart with my bare hands!" Dirty-faced man in a beer stained coat snorted out and emptied his tankard. "So this is how I deal with them!"
"Cool story bro" An Irathient in camouflage said. He leaned back in his chair and added. "I've stumbled upon that mutants too. Before you tore them apart of course. And I can tell you this was really something!"
He took a sip from his mug and continued.
"Do you know that small bunker in Mount Tam? Of course you know it, everyone stops by there from time to time. It's already should be robbed blind but somehow nice trinkets keep appearing there... along with mutants of course. I've no idea where they keep coming from. Maybe they just hatch out of eggs, whatever. Well, so it was a long time since I robbed them I've decided to visit that bunker again. So I go in, I mean that big entry room and what do I see? Mutant of course! But only one and so very lonely. And he stands in the middle of the room and says "Arrrgghhhh?" and what do you think?! He points me out of the bunker! Just points, no any fight. "No way" I think but well, some parley wouldn't hurt so I say him in return: "Arrrgghhhh?" I mean one needs to learn languages to be understandable so I try to put it mutants way. And so I say him: "Noarrrgghhhh!" and point him out of the bunker. And he stops and tryes to think and asks me: "Mearrrgghhhh? Nooooo youarrrgghhhh!" This way we speak yes, could you believe, we speak!
Well, we understand each other, me and that buddy and everything is good and nice. I've already started to think I'd take him with me here to the bar and buy him a beer but, well, suddenly I come to flight and the new big guy shouts "Arrrgghhhh??!!!" and I fly back all the way to the wall and this blue barn door starts to pour out bullets from that big gun of his.
I've never heard him coming I was busy with my parley you know. But I was not going to tolerate it, as they say. So I pull out my trusty charge sword and cut his gun in two parts!.. Yes!... um... well... believe me, exactly in two parts! You know this energy blades is something special! And next second his head is rolling down the floor!
I wanted to continue my parley but my mutant buddy disappeared. Or maybe he is still here with his mates in that big crowd. Yes, there is a whole crowd now. And everyone looks the same. But I still try to speak with them so I say: "Ouuurrrghhht! Myarrrgghhhh buunkarrgghhh!" Maybe my buddy can persuade his friends not to cross me, who knows?
But seems they did not like it. Think I was too haste with my proposal. Anyway there is no way back then the whole crowd shouts "Arrrgghhhh!" and throws that shitty things at me. And the smartest of them shouts this "EMC foreveeeer!" So I shout "Meet Raizarrrgghhhh!". And start to swing my sword.
What was then? Oh, just some tearing and reaping and everything. You know how it is. Nothing so exciting. I've just cleared them out and stuffed my backpack with loot. But you know what? I still feel sorry for that mutant buddy. Would you believe that?... No? Bah, just forget. Let's drink!"
Saying this Raizar emptied his mug and took next. He smiled widely but if one could see his eyes under the dark glasses one would see a serious look in his eyes. Not for long though because next thug started to brag and everyone turned their attention to a new narrator.
"Cool story bro" An Irathient in camouflage said. He leaned back in his chair and added. "I've stumbled upon that mutants too. Before you tore them apart of course. And I can tell you this was really something!"
He took a sip from his mug and continued.
"Do you know that small bunker in Mount Tam? Of course you know it, everyone stops by there from time to time. It's already should be robbed blind but somehow nice trinkets keep appearing there... along with mutants of course. I've no idea where they keep coming from. Maybe they just hatch out of eggs, whatever. Well, so it was a long time since I robbed them I've decided to visit that bunker again. So I go in, I mean that big entry room and what do I see? Mutant of course! But only one and so very lonely. And he stands in the middle of the room and says "Arrrgghhhh?" and what do you think?! He points me out of the bunker! Just points, no any fight. "No way" I think but well, some parley wouldn't hurt so I say him in return: "Arrrgghhhh?" I mean one needs to learn languages to be understandable so I try to put it mutants way. And so I say him: "Noarrrgghhhh!" and point him out of the bunker. And he stops and tryes to think and asks me: "Mearrrgghhhh? Nooooo youarrrgghhhh!" This way we speak yes, could you believe, we speak!
Well, we understand each other, me and that buddy and everything is good and nice. I've already started to think I'd take him with me here to the bar and buy him a beer but, well, suddenly I come to flight and the new big guy shouts "Arrrgghhhh??!!!" and I fly back all the way to the wall and this blue barn door starts to pour out bullets from that big gun of his.
I've never heard him coming I was busy with my parley you know. But I was not going to tolerate it, as they say. So I pull out my trusty charge sword and cut his gun in two parts!.. Yes!... um... well... believe me, exactly in two parts! You know this energy blades is something special! And next second his head is rolling down the floor!
I wanted to continue my parley but my mutant buddy disappeared. Or maybe he is still here with his mates in that big crowd. Yes, there is a whole crowd now. And everyone looks the same. But I still try to speak with them so I say: "Ouuurrrghhht! Myarrrgghhhh buunkarrgghhh!" Maybe my buddy can persuade his friends not to cross me, who knows?
But seems they did not like it. Think I was too haste with my proposal. Anyway there is no way back then the whole crowd shouts "Arrrgghhhh!" and throws that shitty things at me. And the smartest of them shouts this "EMC foreveeeer!" So I shout "Meet Raizarrrgghhhh!". And start to swing my sword.
What was then? Oh, just some tearing and reaping and everything. You know how it is. Nothing so exciting. I've just cleared them out and stuffed my backpack with loot. But you know what? I still feel sorry for that mutant buddy. Would you believe that?... No? Bah, just forget. Let's drink!"
Saying this Raizar emptied his mug and took next. He smiled widely but if one could see his eyes under the dark glasses one would see a serious look in his eyes. Not for long though because next thug started to brag and everyone turned their attention to a new narrator.